"Mom, quit eating my brother's toes, they are not FOOD!!!"
"I need you to do me a favor."
"You are driving me crazy!" (I wonder where he got that from!)
"(Because) I'm the master of you guys!" (when asked why he couldn't just be a sweet, gentle boy)
"Sometimes you got to use your poop muscles to push the poop out! UGGGHHH!" (as he grunts and flexes his muscles)
"I'm not a cutie pie, Carson is. I'm just a cutie."
"I've got pee coming!" (he says this instead of "I've got to go potty.")
"Mom, SLOW DOWN! You're driving like a crazy person!"
"Hmmmm...that's lovely!"
"Yeah, I know I'm a funny dude. I laugh all the time."
"Dad, c'mon, you're taking FOREVER!"
"Mom, you're a little bit nuts!"
1 comment:
Those are hilarious! What a fun little guy! I think I died laughing about the "poop muscles" one. lol
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